Once again The Regulators prove that "This shits REAL SON". Our latest adventures have taken us out of the video games and straight into the heart of the terrorist hell that is "IRAQ". The Regulators have long time members scattered throughout the US military forces and today we bring you a special front line report in Baghdad from our man in the field PFC Razer.
"Ok so from 27MAR08 - 11APR08 I had 41 rockets land within 400meters of me. Im not going to get to shoot anyone. My current job is working with milatary intelgence. I get to operate the UAVs once in awhile and I get to make the next to final call for airstrikes, artilary, and ground forces. Im still on the tank once and awhile. I got some pics Ill post.I have called up a couple AWT (Air Weapon Team) that have sent Apaches and got to see some Iraqs take hell fire in the back. Shit is no joke out here but I make it one. I always whistle like there is incoming and get yelled at. O I had a Lob Bomb (Rocket with a wielding tank full of gas and ball bearings) land next to me. Got shrapnal out from a tire about 4 inches from my head. They arent very acurate but 300 ball bearings flying around dont have to be. Ossoi its cool Im bigger than Jesues(Get yelled at all the time for saying that.Guess some people arent imortal like me) I can combat rez myself."
TR is ranked #1 in Iraq and Razer is the #1 PFC in the army currently.
This has been a special front line report from from the War department @ TR. If you would like to support your troops call your congressman or woman today or your senator and tell them that you SUPPORT the troops.
-Hawthorne.