To Dread Members : 

You guys fucking sucked in SWG to the extent you had to ride on TR's coattails and then mass recruit half the server just to be able to fight me and Delz.

Then after SWG you ran from Sieghardt and hid on some backwater server that nobody cares about or remembers (where you probably got owned by some shitty Korean guild).

What makes you think you've got the experience necessary to survive on Deathwhisper?  Let's look at the games you've played since L2

Archlord
Auto Assault
Sword of The New World
Silkroad Online
Vanguard
Lord of the Rings Online
Battlefield 2
Age of Empires II and III
2Moons
Age of Conan

A veritable list of games that nobodies heard of...grats.

Anyway, the game may change but the outcome will always stay the same - Dread members staring up at me from the ground before my boot hits their faces.

You might want to track down the likes of Slawface and Letyo if you're going to stand a chance of surviving on Deathwhisper.. 

Friendly word of advice to all those playing Age of Conan, although this applies to everyone on the fucking planet:

It's much better to have me on your side than as an enemy, case in point the guy below who thought he'd be safe to roll on an FFA PvP server after leaving TR.  He'd have been safer having unprotected sex with Paris Hilton whilst sucking off a tranny hooker than creating a character on Deathwhisper.  He got clobbered so hard he probably woke up back in fucking Ironforge.

Anyway, another name crossed off the very, very, very long KOS list... 

Luzarius "The Riddler" strikes Age Of Conan. Making his debut into the world of Conan our local hero Luz show's his brand of regulator justice, dishing out  the pain train that is "THE RIDDLE OF STEEL".

 

DDH tries! but no cigar. Level 49 Pheelin tried twice to gank the old hawthorne. Both times resulting in what I would call Humiliation. Below is a nice little sample of round #2 when it was just me and him, I had a mini boss a minion and the Pheelin on me... Results below. Level 43 Jakkard vs Level 49 Pheelin. Jakkard Wins. TR #1.

Our city plot has been created and our crew has one of the highest on the server at level 51. It's been a smooth start minus the unscheduled downtimes but all in all Age of Conan has been a good launch and probably the best PVP game since Shadowbane or AC. Imagine a blend of EQ2 and AC with a hint of SB minus the shitty graphics and the crashing.

A lot of old school crews are on the scene and it is shaping up to be a great time. The cry tits have already begun to scream and the wow guilds have already left the server (Dues Vox fucking scrubs, this ain't Laughing Skull). PRX made the usual shitty entrance calling GM's whilst 5 TR members smacked 15 of them around like bitches.

Anyhow a great start! more time come!

Once again The Regulators prove that "This shits REAL SON". Our latest adventures have taken us out of the video games and straight into the heart of the terrorist hell that is "IRAQ". The Regulators have long time members scattered throughout the US military forces and today we bring you a special front line report in Baghdad from our man in the field PFC Razer.

"Ok so from 27MAR08 - 11APR08 I had 41 rockets land within 400meters of me. Im not going to get to shoot anyone. My current job is working with milatary intelgence. I get to operate the UAVs once in awhile and I get to make the next to final call for airstrikes, artilary, and ground forces. Im still on the tank once and awhile. I got some pics Ill post.I have called up a couple AWT (Air Weapon Team) that have sent Apaches and got to see some Iraqs take hell fire in the back. Shit is no joke out here but I make it one. I always whistle like there is incoming and get yelled at. O I had a Lob Bomb (Rocket with a wielding tank full of gas and ball bearings) land next to me. Got shrapnal out from a tire about 4 inches from my head. They arent very acurate but 300 ball bearings flying around dont have to be. Ossoi its cool Im bigger than Jesues(Get yelled at all the time for saying that.Guess some people arent imortal like me) I can combat rez myself."

TR is ranked #1 in Iraq and Razer is the #1 PFC in the army currently.

This has been a special front line report from from the War department @ TR. If you would like to support your troops call your congressman or woman today or your senator and tell them that you SUPPORT the troops.

 

 

 

 

-Hawthorne.

It is not quite done.. as always.. but it is not that far from completed! Welcome to the relaunch of the new Regulators.org web page.